What the ... ?

"Brooke, do you want a fruit snack?" I asked.

"What?!  You didn't say no?!  What the HECK, Mom?!"  she replied.



Age 3

3-Year Old + Blue Marker =

Survival

"Without clothes, we wouldn't survive!"   Riley, age 9

Eyeballs

"I have eyeballs in my eyes, Mama ... and they're lookin' at me."

Brooke, while taking a bath tonight

Got Pizza?

Because Isaac doesn't talk so much -- mostly just grunts, points and screams -- you kind of have to catch him in the act to really understand his adventurous personality.

Disclaimer:  The Boy was supervised during the majority of the "photo shoot".  This is what happens when a 13-month old boy really loves pizza.  Not much stands in his way.

Mystery

Fed up, I growl at the children, "When I am on the phone, I expect there to be peace and quiet in this house."

To which Brooke asks, "Peace and quiet?  What is that?"

Yeah, I feel the same way.

Plans

"I know what I'm going to do while Megan's here," Riley said.  "Oh, yeah, what's that?" I replied.  

"Well, it involves some candles, a blender, and a trashcan."

No further details provided, so use your imagination.  That's what's scary.