Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Stuck in the Slurper

"Mom, my tongue was STUCK in my warm milk slurper." 

Translation: His tongue got stuck in the sippy cup top.

Isaac, age 3

Friday, September 6, 2013

Seriously, Mom?

Me:  "Boy, do you want a spanking with the paddle?!  Knock it off with the whining!"

Isaac:  "You, spank me, with a paddle?  An OAR?!  You'll spank me with an OAR?  A wooden spoon?!"

Me:  "No, with a paddle."

Isaac:  "An oar?  Seriously, Mom?"  Rolls eyes, looks up at me.  "Seriously?"

Isaac, age 3

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Canary Cat

Isaac:  "Mom, can I have a canary cat?  I want a canary cat!"

Me:  "What the heck is a canary cat?"

Issac:  "It's cute."

Still wondering what it is ...

Friday, July 26, 2013

Poodle Butts

"Hey, do poodles have to have a lot of fur all over their butts? Is that normal?"

Brooke, age 5

Monday, July 15, 2013


"Brooke!  I'm angry!  I'm very angry!  Look into my eye.  You see?  It's angry."

Isaac, age 3

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Finally Back Up and Running at the Mouth

The kids haven't stopped yacking, but I got negligent in posting their witticisms.  Please forgive me and enjoy the updated backlogs.