Me: "Boy, do you want a spanking with the paddle?! Knock it off with the whining!"
Isaac: "You, spank me, with a paddle? An OAR?! You'll spank me with an OAR? A wooden spoon?!"
Me: "No, with a paddle."
Isaac: "An oar? Seriously, Mom?" Rolls eyes, looks up at me. "Seriously?"
Isaac, age 3