Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Stuck in the Slurper

"Mom, my tongue was STUCK in my warm milk slurper." 

Translation: His tongue got stuck in the sippy cup top.

Isaac, age 3

Friday, September 6, 2013

Seriously, Mom?

Me:  "Boy, do you want a spanking with the paddle?!  Knock it off with the whining!"

Isaac:  "You, spank me, with a paddle?  An OAR?!  You'll spank me with an OAR?  A wooden spoon?!"

Me:  "No, with a paddle."

Isaac:  "An oar?  Seriously, Mom?"  Rolls eyes, looks up at me.  "Seriously?"

Isaac, age 3