Stuck in the Slurper

"Mom, my tongue was STUCK in my warm milk slurper." 

Translation: His tongue got stuck in the sippy cup top.

Isaac, age 3

Seriously, Mom?

Me:  "Boy, do you want a spanking with the paddle?!  Knock it off with the whining!"

Isaac:  "You, spank me, with a paddle?  An OAR?!  You'll spank me with an OAR?  A wooden spoon?!"

Me:  "No, with a paddle."

Isaac:  "An oar?  Seriously, Mom?"  Rolls eyes, looks up at me.  "Seriously?"


Isaac, age 3

Canary Cat

Isaac:  "Mom, can I have a canary cat?  I want a canary cat!"

Me:  "What the heck is a canary cat?"

Issac:  "It's cute."


Still wondering what it is ...

Angry!

"Brooke!  I'm angry!  I'm very angry!  Look into my eye.  You see?  It's angry."

Isaac, age 3

A Few Favorite Isaac Words

The Boy isn't quite into whole sentences yet at just under two years old.  But he does say quite a few words, and here are my favorites:


1.  Rooster chicken:  rooster


2.  Bunkie:  blankie


3.  Hobot:  robot


4.  Wee-oo-wee-oo:  any emergency vehicle with lights and a siren.

Got Pizza?

Because Isaac doesn't talk so much -- mostly just grunts, points and screams -- you kind of have to catch him in the act to really understand his adventurous personality.

Disclaimer:  The Boy was supervised during the majority of the "photo shoot".  This is what happens when a 13-month old boy really loves pizza.  Not much stands in his way.

How To Get a Remote Control

1. Find remote control basket.
2. Realize it's out of reach.
3. Dump laundry basket and turn it upside down.
4. Stand on laundry basket.
5. Climb up on chair.
6. Reach remote control.

Mission Accomplished.

T-R-O-U-B-L-E

The things The Boy gets into ...