Cheerleader

Scene -- Brooke sitting on the potty

B:  "I'm done, Momma."
J:  "Good girl.  Let's wipe."
B:  "No Momma.  You gotta cheer for me."
J:  Sighs.  "Yay, Brooke."
B:  "Not like that, Momma.  Say, 'YAY BROOKE!'"
J:  "YAY BROOKE!"
B:  "Okay, now cheer some more.  Say, "Go Brookie, go Brookie!"
J:  Sighs again.  "Go, Brookie.  Go, Brookie!"
B:  Now sighing herself.  "Not like that, Momma.  Say:  GO BROOKIE, GO BROOKIE, GO!"
J:  "GO BROOKIE, GO BROOKIE, GO!"
B:  "Good job, Momma!  Now ... faster."

At this point I gave up and just wiped her butt.