Backdated Quotes June 2012 to September 2012

September 26, 2012

Savvy: "Meow."
Riley: "Why are you saying, 'Meow'?"
Savvy: "I don't know."

Then silence.

Riley, 10 and Savvy, 8

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September 15, 2012

Riley: "I think it would take a long time to move to Japan by car."

Me: "Honey, you can't move to Japan by car. It's an island."

R: "Why can't you get there by car?"

Me: "Uh, the ocean, Riley."

R: "Oh .... yeah. Then it would be REALLY hard to get there by car."

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September 9, 2012

Riley, on eating gummy candies: "You really should eat the head first. That way the candy can't feel you eating the rest of its body. It's just more humane."  Age 10

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July 10, 2012

Brooke swatted and killed a mosquito on the window. She said, "Uh, I have bug guts on my hand now." I told her to wash it off and she came back with, "Naw. It doesn't bother me. I'm a honey badger."  Age 4

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June 27, 2012

"God has the mostest powers. But I have a little bit." ~Brooke, age 4

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June 25, 2012

"Hey Mom, you should be a librarian. That way we'd get all our books for free." ~Riley, a blondish moment, age 10

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